Wise crack

Scene: Living room. Brooklyn. A woman reclines on a couch, watching TV. Another sits at a desk, tapping away at a laptop.

On the TV, a black woman speaks.

TV WOMAN: Well, it was just like, you know, I always had to had some. Always had to get my next fix, no matter what. You just felt like on top of the world, nothing else mattered. You'd leave your baby alone in the crib to get more crack. It was that bad.

LAPTOP WOMAN: (Looking up; to couch woman) What is this, the home shopping network?

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If you identified ANP as laptop woman, you win!